Classic

Pilot & Co-pilot
> >
> >A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish
> >captain.
> >
> >His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and
> >an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
> >
> >Once they reach cruising altitude, the captain activates the
> >auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like
> >Chinese."
> >
> >"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "....why not?"
> >
> >"You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!"
> >
> >"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
> >Japanese, not Chinese."
> >
> >"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
> >
> >There's a few minutes of silence.
> >
> >"I no rike Jews either!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
> >
> >"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
> >
> >"Jews sink Titanic."
> >
> >"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the
> >captain, "It was an iceberg!"
> >
> >"Iceberg, Spielberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ..no mattah... all same!

:Rofl: :Rofl: