Imagine this?

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to
think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found
his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?"
"Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his
wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few
minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the
man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there,
the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He
exclaimed, "What
are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing
at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"

Gross. just imagine that... ha ha, but funny

EEWWW!!! EEW to the highest degree possible!