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by Mich on Mon 22 Sep 2008 - 14:58
A pregnant lady was in an accident and she woke up in the hospital. She noticed she was not pregnant anymore and asked the nurse what happened to her baby.
The nurse said, "You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl !" The lady said thankfully, "Oh, I must name them." But the nurse said, "You have been unconscious, so we called your brother and he has named them!"
The lady cried, "But he is as dumb as a box of rocks! So what did he name them?!?"
The nurse reassured her and said, "The girl is called 'Denise'". The woman replied, "Well, that is a pretty name, so what did he name my son?"
The nurse reluctantly replied, "Denephew".
The nurse said, "You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl !" The lady said thankfully, "Oh, I must name them." But the nurse said, "You have been unconscious, so we called your brother and he has named them!"
The lady cried, "But he is as dumb as a box of rocks! So what did he name them?!?"
The nurse reassured her and said, "The girl is called 'Denise'". The woman replied, "Well, that is a pretty name, so what did he name my son?"
The nurse reluctantly replied, "Denephew".
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