Different Perspectives

2 female co-workers are having a conversation at work:

- Did you have good s*x last night?

No. It was a disaster... Husband came home, ate his dinner in 3
minutes, got on top of me, finished having s*x in 4 minutes, rolled over
and fell asleep in 2 minutes. How about you?

- Oh it was amazing... My husband came home. He took me out to a
romantic dinner. After dinner we took a walk for an hour. When we came
home he light the candles around the house and we had an hour of
foreplay.
After foreplay we had an hour long fantastic s*x and after s*x we talked
for an hour. It was like in a fairytale.

At the same time their husbands are talking at work:

- Did you have good s*x last night?

Yes, it was great! I came home dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed
my wife and fell asleep. What about you?

- It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the
electricity cause I didn't pay the bill. In return I had to take my wife
out to dinner and the dinner was so expensive that we didn't have money
for a cab so we had to walk home for an hour. I was so angry when we
came home that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't cum
for another hour. After I finally did I was so mad and aggravated that I
couldn't fall asleep for another hour.