Confessions

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Cookie Green twice last month.'

The priest told the Sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'

Soon thereafter, another man entered the confessional. 'Father , it has

Been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Cookie Green

Twice a week for the past two months.'

This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Cookie Green?'

'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner replied.

'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon,

a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the

sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she

slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.

Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny

emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and

matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just

enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Cookie

Green?'

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly

reply, 'No Father, I think it's just the reflection from her shoes'.