Friday is joke day!!

Post your jokes ladies!!

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor

Nee man!!!

Dont u have one to add Danni? Or is everyone partying up a storm.

LOL Tarryn

What do you get when you mix PMS with a GPS?


A crazy b!t*h who will find you!!!!!!

Ha ha ha like that alot!!

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated"
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement"
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve"

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"


"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand.
Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

"Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Sh!t! THAT'S the word!"

JACOB ZUMAJ

Just
Another
Creator
Of
Babies with


Zero
Understanding of
Marriage and
Aids

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the warning.'

LOL AT CASTRATED.

A drunk guy approaches a cute girl in a singles bar. “Hi Babe, how about a date? He says. “Don’t waste your time. I never go out with a perfect stranger.”

“It seems we are both in luck. I’m far from perfect.”