10 Commandments

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Moses went to the Zulus and said, " I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
And the Zulus asked, " What are Commandments?"
And Moses said, " They are rules for living."
" Can you give us an example?"
" Thou shalt not kill."
" Not kill? We''re not interested."

So He went to the Xhosas and said, " I have Commandments."
And the Xhosas wanted an example, and the Lord said, " Thou shalt not lie."
" Not lie? We''re not interested."

So He went to the Coloureds and said, " I have Commandments."
And the Coloureds wanted an example, and the Lord said, " Thou shalt not steal."
" Not steal? We''re not interested."

He went to the Whites and said, " I have Commandments."
The Whites wanted an example and the Lord said, " Thou shalt not commit adultery and thou shalt love thy neighbour as you love thyself"
" Not commit adultery, love my neighbour? We''re not interested"

He went to the Indians and said, " I have Commandments."
" Commandments?" They said, " How much are they?"
" They''re free."
" We''ll take 10."