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Unplanned pregnancy

Post by TarrynT on Thu 8 Apr 2010 - 15:22

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her
period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a
pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour
later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani
suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and
the girl and tells them:" Good morning, your daughter has informed me of
the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation
but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2
retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a R12,000,000 bank
account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
R14,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
R12,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure
what to do. What do you suggest?"

At this point, the girl's father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you try
again Boet."

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Re: Unplanned pregnancy

Post by Pumi on Thu 8 Apr 2010 - 15:27

Laughing :Hilarious

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Re: Unplanned pregnancy

Post by rena on Mon 26 Apr 2010 - 13:46

:ROFL3:

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