vending machine

A Man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumps up and says: " Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody" .

The judge turns to the husband and says " What do you have to say in your defence?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. Then slowly rose. " Your Honour, if I put a Rand in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, whose Coke is it, the machines'' or mine?"