I didn't recognize you

A RNY friend of ours....a middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
God said "No...you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and take advantage of her now known
life span. She decided after having lost so much weight that she would have a facelift, liposuction,
panni and tummy tuck. She even had someone come and change the color of her hair. Since she had so much time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was finally released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was run over and killed by a speeding ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "HEY!!!! I thought you said I had another 40+ years?
Why didn't you yank me out of the path of that ambulance?"

God replied, "Give me a break....I didn't recognize you."