Classic

One day, a woman was travelling home by bus when a man got in and sat
down next to her. The woman noticed that the man was slightly the worse for
drink.

"You are drunk!" said the woman in disgust.
"And you, madam, are very ugly!" the man replied un-offended.

The woman began to scold the man but he remained silent. At last, the bus
reached a bus stop and the woman gathered up her luggage to go. As
The bus drew away from the bus stop, the man leant out of the window and
Shouted:

"At least by tomorrow I will be sober but you will still be ugly"