Joke of the day

An elderly gentleman...

Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the

doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of

hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%


The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the

doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really

pleased that you can hear again.'


The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.

I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my

will three times!'

Ha ha ha ha.......

What did the tired chess player do?

He took the knight off

*Giggle*
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

I like that!!!

What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Answer: lean beef!