Eish!

E-e-i-i-s-s-s-h-h


One day Sipho was enjoying the sun at the beach in South Africa.
A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"
Sipho answered, "No, I am Sipho."
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Sipho answered, "No! No! I'm Sipho!"
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Sipho was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw a certain guy soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
This guy was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
Sipho slapped him in his face and said,
"Hey wena... Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!!!"