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by Kim on Thu 12 Mar 2009 - 12:26
Two naughty brothers, Leon and Deon, stole a bag of oranges from their Home and decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. As they are scaling the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the bag and are left behind at the gate
A heavily drunk man on his way from a local tavern passes near the cemetery Gate and hears the following: One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.
Pastor Come with me to witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery. They both run back to the cemetery gate and the voices continue: One for me, one for you. Suddenly the one voice says: What about the two at the gate?
The priest was the first to run for his life!
A heavily drunk man on his way from a local tavern passes near the cemetery Gate and hears the following: One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.
Pastor Come with me to witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery. They both run back to the cemetery gate and the voices continue: One for me, one for you. Suddenly the one voice says: What about the two at the gate?
The priest was the first to run for his life!
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