Maxine vs a real woman
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Maxine vs a real woman
by Chantalle on Tue 17 Mar 2009 - 8:03
Maxine: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.
A real woman: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!
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Maxine: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
A real woman: Buy mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year
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Maxine: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
A real woman: Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!
~
Maxine: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'
A real woman: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'
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Maxine: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
A real woman: Celery? Never heard of it!
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Maxine: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
A real woman: The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't.
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Maxine: Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
A real woman: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!
~
Maxine: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
A real woman: Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.
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Maxine: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
A real woman: Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!
Hope you have a fab day ladies!! :flower:
A real woman: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!
~
Maxine: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
A real woman: Buy mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year
~
Maxine: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
A real woman: Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!
~
Maxine: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'
A real woman: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'
~
Maxine: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
A real woman: Celery? Never heard of it!
~
Maxine: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
A real woman: The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't.
~
Maxine: Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
A real woman: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!
~
Maxine: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
A real woman: Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.
~
Maxine: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
A real woman: Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!
Hope you have a fab day ladies!! :flower:
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