Tips - SAVE, SAVE, SAVE!!!!!!!!!!

A SERIOUS FOCUS ON MONEY SAVING TIPS................


DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune
and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song
you like and hum that instead.

DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your
Identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old
bank statements.

SAVE money on expensive personalised car number plates by changing
your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741 GP,

DON'T waste money buying expensive binoculars; simply stand closer to
The object you wish to view.

AN empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an
Inexpensive vibrator.

SAVE electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking
around wearing a miner's hat.

HOUSEWIVES, the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the
price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in
your coat pocket.

OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books, simply
Cross out the names and address of people you don't know.

SAVE on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following
Morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of
washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

CAN'T afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film
And press them into your eyes.

MAKE your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on
A window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs.

SHOPPERS, when buying oranges, get more for your money by peeling them
before taking them to the counter to be weighed.

good one!