Getting older

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as

part

of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take

this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and

gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's

like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then tried

with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.

She

tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She

tried

with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,

still

nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried

too,

first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it

between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

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