Funny Jokes

A man and a woman, best freinds for ages are sitting in a bar, the woman, (rather hastily) asks the man to marry her, the man (also rather hastily) sais yes, but the woman, very pleased to be engaged suddenly turns serious and sais, "i will only marry you if you do not look in the top drawer of my bedside cabinet, the man, (rather confuzzled) agrees to it as they are just married and it won't be anything bad.

70 years later the man, on his death bed, asks the woman "as we have been married for a while now and i am nearing the end of my life, can i look in your top drawer?" the woman surprisingly to the man, answers yes, so the man opens the top drawer and finds 3 eggs and a million dollars, the man first asks what the eggs are for, the woman replies "everytime i have been bad or lied to you i put an egg in the drawer", the man rather happy that she's only been disfaithful 3 times then asks, what is the million dollars all about then, the woman with a small grin on her face sais, "everytime i got half a dozen eggs i sold them"!!!

O boy

Poor man!

ouch!!